Rihanna
What do you make of this chubby bald middle-aged guy and his bizarre choice of headgear? Rihanna seems to be handling the situation pretty well, but I’m sure on the inside she’s thinking, “What the hell is up with this guy? Oh well, the price of being in show business I guess…”
Justin Bieber
Did you really think the cameras wouldn’t capture this cheeky and not-too-subtle boob grab Justin Bieber? That being said, the girl really doesn’t seem to mind too much. Or maybe the photographer snapped the shot just as he made his daring move and the girl hadn’t even had time to react yet…
Khloe Kardashian
This one is awesome – the guy seems to have moved Heaven and Earth to wriggle his way into this shot, and Khloe Kardashian seems to be desperate not to be in the shot or anywhere near this crazy persistent guy who just wasn’t going to stop at anything to get his photo with the reality star.
Where are her bodyguards? Perhaps the next photo would show him getting tackled by about four guys in suits…
One Direction
No one told the young boys from One Direction when they were first starting out that a big part of being in a boy band is lifting girls up in an imaginary seat and forcing a smile for the hundreds of photos that will follow while you stand there getting an unprecedented gym workout.
Hugh Grant
Hugh Grant might as well have a sign on his forehead, and you can guess what it would say – there would certainly be a few naughty four-letter words on there! From the look of the surroundings, he’s probably just gotten off/getting on a plane and by the look of his general appearance, he’s damn tired and wants to be left alone!
Tim TeBow
Clearly this kid isn’t as excited as some other people would be to get their photo taken with none other than Tim TeBow himself. At least Tim is amused at how terrified and distraught the poor kid is, and it’ll sure make a great photo for the kid’s 21st birthday party!
Kanye West
You would normally say the same thing about this picture as I mentioned about Hugh Grant clearly not being in the mood for photographs, but in Kanye West’s case, he always has this unimpressed snarl on his face – even when he’s happy – so it really is hard to tell what’s going through his mind… other than, “I AM GOD” of course.
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is no stranger to the weird and abnormal – in fact it’s her bread and butter – but even these guys were a bit much for her. Perhaps she’d just done a show and was exhausted and just wanted to be left alone, rather than half-heartedly posing for angry tiger claw photos with enthusiastic fans.
Russell Brand
It’s hard to tell just what the hell is going on in this picture – was this one of those awkward, “I thought we were kissing on the cheek, but you thought we were kissing on the lips, so now let’s just try to salvage this weird sloppy face scenario” or were they actually just trying to be funny. Either way, the girl looks like she’s a lot more into it than Russell Brand was.
Patrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart has been a sci-fi/fantasy icon for many years now, thanks to his influential roles in Star Wars, X-Men, Robin Hood, and his many vocal contributions to various Seth MacFarlane-created cartoon series.
Therefore, he’s accustomed to doing meet-and-greets with the nerdiest nerds in all of nerd history. So I’m sure this is just one of many awkward, enthusiastic-geek-leaning-in-way-too-close fan photos out there.
