congratulations, you’ve come to the right place for pointless yet amusing top ten lists. Come on, who would want to see a bunch of birds with human arms? Ha, who are we kidding? We would totally love to see a bunch of birds with arms! So without further adieu, here are a bunch of pointless birds with photoshopped arms. Amazing, right?
And your partner says you do nothing but waste your time on the internet. Psssh! Don’t listen to them. Remember: as long as you don’t mind photoshopped birds with over-sized Arnold Schwarzenegger arms, you’ll always be welcome here. Just do us a favour and tell your mum, auntie and uncle, and whoever else lives with you to visit us too – this site doesn’t pay for itself you know.
10. Sun’s Out, Guns Out
9. Dropped The Shit Out of This! Drop A#
8. Brap Brap, Bro
7. I Aint Tell You Sh*t
6. Yeah, I’m up to 5lb on Bench Now
5. Can’t Talk, Got to Go
4. You Saw Nothing
3. Bro! If You Wanna Go! Let’s Go!
2. A Fight to the Death
1. I’mma Put This Bullet In Yo Ass
We know, right, how cool! We too can also imagine a black bird or pigeon flying into our garden with huge bulging biceps. Don’t worry, with how well advances are going in modern science, we reckon birds with arms will totally happen in the next few years. Come on, science guys, who cares about string theory and quantum mechanics ? How about funding something that’s worth funding? Dark matter and god particles can be placed on the back burner!
If any of you wish to donate your arms in the name of science, please contact us. Size does matter though. We don’t want any weedy arms. We need big muscular veiny ba****ds.
