OK guys, it’s up to you what you do in your spare time, but it seems that the new pastime is finding foreign objects that you can stick up your arse. This is fine, but I am sure if you asked your girlfriend to slap a strap-on on she would be more than happy to go to town on your rusty bucket hole. That way there is no chance of shoving items too far up and then have to explain how it got there.
Here is a golden rule that future anal explores need to think of: “If this goes wrong, I need to explain what I was doing. “ Just remember: It doesn’t matter how good your excuse was and that “you fell and it slipped up there,” no one is believe it.
So, make sure you have a tight grip, tie a piece of rope or even leave a trail of breadcrumbs, because if you lose it you have some serious explaining to do why there is a Ketchup bottle shoved up your b*m h**e. But, apparently, according to Doctors it’s actually quite common to find things up someone’s anus – so you are not the only sexually experimental guy.
Oh, obviously some of these x-rays may be of women, but we all know they are all men. 
10. Cassette Tape X-ray
As you are aware, cassette tape are now obsolete. They just sit around and take up wanted space. What to do with them? I know, how about shove them up your arse? Well one individual did just that. They shoved one that far up that they must have though their anus was a cassette player.
9. Deodorant Can X-ray
What seems to be a female deodorant can is lodged up a rusty sheriff badge. Come on, not really creative is it! If you are going to do this then think outside of the box. A lynx can, yeah, as it has some serious girth, but this female deodorant can has a shuttle-bus-like shape. Imagine if the lip popped off instead.
8. Sunglasses X-ray
Wow, we have heard the saying “stick it where the sun doesn’t shine”, but you are not supposed to take it literally…are you? Maybe the sun WAS shining and the guy thought that if he inserted some sunglasses then it would help with the glare. Next time, open one side of the sunglasses and keep a tight grip of it, unless the arm snaps off and then you have s””t it.
7. Light Bulb X-ray
Haha! And we though the peanut butter jar was bad, as it was made out of glass. I mean a light bulb is that fragile that we have nearly broken a few with our hands just trying to screw the darn things in! I wonder if the person then tried to hook a battery to the bulb to see if it worked. If we were the doctor we would, just to burn his ring to teach him a lesson.
6. Coke Bottle X-ray
We wonder…was it a regular or a diet? I wonder if one of them is harder to get in the rectum than the other? You can see the bottle of pop sticking a little bit outside of the anus. We would have been there for 48 hours trying to get this bad boy out before waddling to the doctors and explaining. Just another thought: Do you think they drank the pop before shoving it up?
5. Snooker Ball X-ray
You know how it goes: You and a friend are betting a wager on a game of pool/snooker and the next thing you know the loser has to shove a snooker ball up their arse. We cannot help but think: What if this was a Magic 8 Ball? 8 Ball, do I need to shove you up my ass? 8 Ball: “It is decidedly so.”
4. Whisk X-Ray
You aren’t going to find anything up there to whisk, my friend. “Hey, darling! Have you seen the whisk, I want to make some pudding?” “No, my sweetheart! I have not seen it.” “Why are you walking funny?” Ohhhh, I fell down at work and I hurt my tail bone. I will be half an hour, I just need to pop out. “
3. Masonry Adhesive X-Ray
Okay, you are bored and you have some spare masonry adhesive, what do you do: A. go on the Internet and find something productive to do, or B. pump that masonry adhesive up your bum? Well, a guy either got that bored or he thought to himself that if he plugged that hole then maybe he would never need the toilet again.
2. Peanut Butter Jar X-ray
Dude, has this person never seen “One Guy, One Jar?” Obviously not or this wouldn’t have been stuck nowhere near the rectum. I mean if the glass broke they would have been sh**”ing blood for a week. Also, how have they even got that up there? Have you seen the size of it! I bet the guy was lubing his ring piece for hours. Haha, if the jar was open he could have laid a log in the jar and then just farted the jar out. Talk about a clean one.
1. Buzz Lightyear X-ray
“To infinity…and beyond!” You aren’t supposed to take Buzz Lightyear’s quote seriously. Haha, he was also shoved up feet first. We are not saying we would do this, but the helmet would have been definitely easier on your rectum if it went first…don’t you think? You got a friend in me! Are his wings also depleted? We believe they are.
Okay boys and girls, there is a valuable lesson to be learnt here: If you are going to shove things in your balloon knot, make sure you don’t let go of the object, and don’t get too excited and shove it too far up, otherwise, doctors he we come.
